30 Days Till Takeoff

These are the conversations that I end up having almost every day.

1. Hey, someone told me that you're going to like Taiwan to like teach English or something.
2. So what are your plans when you get back from Thailand?
3. Oh my god, you are going to absolutely love living abroad! Let me tell you everything about the summer I studied abroad in France. 
4. 'Joke about Thai women/ladyboys/prostitution and/or finding a wife'
5. Stephen what are you still doing here? I thought you left for Thailand already.
6. But really what are your plans when you get back from Thailand?
7. Are you nervous?
8. Are you nervous?
9. Are you nervous?